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Shit
媽的
What the fuck was that Doctor I think you know
-那他媽是什么 博士 -我想你應該知道
I wanna hear you fuckin' say it Mr Science
我他媽想聽你親口說 大科學家
Wait
等等我
Tell me Doctor is that as fast as you can run
博士 你說實話 你就只能跑這么快嗎
I'm afraid so Mr Flynn
恐怕是的 弗林先生
Good it'll catch you first
很好 那它會先抓到你
and I'll be able to get out of here while it's eating you
而我會在它吃你的功夫逃之夭夭
Fuck you
狗日的
Oh shit
我操
Is that what we're looking for Doctor
那就是我們要找的東西嗎 博士
I think it might be Mr Flynn
我覺得應該是 弗林先生
Do try to at least act excited
你好歹裝出點興奮的樣子啊
Mercenaries are like hookers Doctor
雇傭軍就像妓女一樣 博士
pretending to be excited costs extra
要我們假裝興奮得多給錢
Simon here's a test for you
西蒙 給你個小測試
Can you translate
你能翻譯嗎
Let me see
我看看
"Entombed here the Devourer of Children
"埋葬于此 食童之魔
the Black Prince the Sucker of Souls"
暗黑王子 噬魂吞魄"
Sucker
噬魂者
Hey boss how's it going
老大 你那邊怎么樣了
Slowly
慢得很
We've been in this fucking tomb for over an hour
我們已經在這個該死的墳墓里一個多小時了
Would you tell him to hurry up I'm freezing my tits off back here
你能讓他快點嗎 我都快把奶頭凍掉了
I'll be sure to relay that message Micky
我會替你傳達的 米奇
Mr Flynn this is definitely it
弗林先生 這絕對就是了
I will need the rest of the equipment ASAP
我需要剩下的器材 越快越好
Okay Doc
收到 博士
Geez
天哪...
Doctor
博士
Doctor
博士
Oh fuck me
我操
Oh my God Simon
我的天哪 西蒙
Come on kid Get out of the way
孩子 閃開點 別擋著
What the fuck
這他媽是什么
Run
快跑
Micky Gary get the weapons ready We're coming in hot
米奇 蓋瑞 準備好武器 我們馬上就來
Are those boffins trying to grab your bum again
是那些科學家又在摸你屁股了嗎
Yeah I saw that little one eyeing ya
是吧 我就說那個小子看你色瞇瞇的
Quit fucking around I'm serious
別他媽鬧了 我說認真的
Shit Copy that chief
我操 收到 長官
Hold on Doc
小心 博士
Shit
嚇死我了
Shit get back
媽的 快往后退
It's him the Impaler Dracula
是他 那個吸血鬼 德拉庫拉
I did not think we would find him alive
我沒想到他還活著
Well of course you didn't
你沒想到的事多了去了
And isn't this a fine fucking mess
這真是他媽的一團糟
Fuck
該死
Come on fuck nuts You want to laugh at me Go ahead
來啊 你個狗日的 你想看我笑話嗎 來吧
I'll cut the smile right off of ya
我要把你的笑臉刺成碎片
What'd he say Doc
他在說什么 博士
He said you're a warrior
他說你是個戰士
God damn right I'm a warrior
你他媽真說對了 我就是個戰士
Yes but he also added that he's looking forward
是的 但他還說 他很期待
to eating your still beating heart
吃掉你鮮活的心臟
What the fuck Doc
什么鬼 博士
He hates cats What
-他討厭貓 -什么
The legend has it that feeding on them?makes his flesh burn
傳說他吃了貓以后會自燃
The locals would torment him by bringing hundreds of cats to the fortress
當地人常帶上百只貓到堡壘中去折磨他
Well he's not the first man who got in trouble for eatin' a little pussy
他可不是第一個因為吃小貓咪而倒霉的家伙
Do you think something held them up
你覺得有東西耽擱他們了嗎
I don't know Gary
我不知道 蓋瑞
Micky Gary
米奇 蓋瑞
Shut the door
快關門
Oh so you found one too
看來你也找到了一只
Little pussy here saved our lives
這小家伙救了我們的命
Yeah I know it saved my life a few times
她已經治愈了我好多次了
Cut the shit Gary
別開玩笑了 蓋瑞
There's a fucking monster out there and it was gonna eat our asses
外面有個該死的怪獸 要把我們吃得屁股都不剩
Something was gonna eat your ass
有東西要吃你的屁股
Now that's a gutsy fashion statement
那它可真有勇氣
Is that real Korean grad student God damn it Gary Oh no
-是那個韓國研究生嗎 -去你的 蓋瑞 -不...
Upsy daisy fella
起來吧 伙計
Stop with all the yodeling and tell them what's behind that door
別在這瞎叫喚了 告訴他們門后面到底有什么
Because that thing is between us and the only way out
因為它擋住了我們唯一的出路
It is the Impaler
是吸血鬼
Isn't that a type of car
那不是車的名字嗎
That's an Impala you stupid cunt
那叫羚羊[雪佛蘭的一種車型] 你個白癡
Oh right
好吧
So there's a Dracula out there then
所以說 現在門外有個吸血鬼
Not a Dracula
不是普通的吸血鬼
The Dracula
是吸血鬼之王
Are you serious
你沒開玩笑吧
Fuck right off you weird little man
別嚇唬人了 你這個怪老頭
It's true He ate the tiny research assistant
是真的 他把那個小助理都給吃了
Anyway what's the state of play with our ordinance Gary
我們現在的裝備和庫存什么情況 蓋瑞
Not particularly tickity to be honest
說實話 沒帶什么特別的來
Weren't expecting gunfights with angry vampires
并沒想到會和憤怒的吸血鬼開火
We've got two boxes of ammo for the P90s four magazines for the sidearms
我們有兩箱P90的彈藥 四盒投擲彈
shotgun couple of old battle maces bottle of 2000 year old wine
一把霰彈槍 兩對狼牙棒 一瓶兩千年的紅酒
and I've got a smidge of C4 if it helps
和一包C4炸藥 如果能派上用場的話
Why Why do you have C4 Gary
為什么 你為什么有C4 蓋瑞
Cave ins It's not enough
-用來制造塌方 -遠遠不夠
What I said it's not enough
-什么 -我說 這些根本不夠用的
You're not dealing with Taliban terrorists here
你們不是在和塔利班恐怖分子交手
You're dealing with an ancient evil that defeats whole armies
這次的對手是古老的惡魔 曾經擊退過整支軍隊
and feasts on their entrails
并食其骨吞其肉
Not helping Doctor
說這些有什么用 博士
How big is this fucker
這畜生有多大
Where's the fucking cat
那操蛋的貓呢
There's the cats fucking Oh come on
-在那 正操蛋呢 -有沒有搞錯
You got suggestions Doctor now's the time to make 'em
你不是知道很多嗎 博士 現在趕緊說點有用的吧
I'm an archaeologist Mr Flynn not a tactician
我是考古學家 弗林先生 不是戰術家
Well I'm an ex soldier not Buffy the fucking Vampire Slayer
那我還只是個退伍軍人 不是吸血鬼獵人巴菲呢
but you don't see me crying in a corner
但你看我縮在角落哭了嗎
Now think damn it
快想辦法 該死的
This place was built to withstand siege
這地方是建來抵御圍攻的
There must be other exits
肯定有其他出口
I think I may have something
我覺得我有辦法了
The map marked another egress point
地圖上標明有另一個出口
Secret door Beautiful
是暗門 太好了
Hey boss
老大
Yes Gary
怎么了 蓋瑞
About that C4 Do it
-那包C4... -炸吧
Just don't bring the whole damn castle down on us
只要別把整個城堡炸塌了壓死我們就行
Oh shit
我操
Fire
開火
Door shut now
把門關上 快
Sounds like he found our little gift
看來他發現我們的小禮物了
Shit sorry
媽的 抱歉
Every time Gary
每次都這樣 蓋瑞
What Better too much than too little
怎么了嘛 多總比少好吧
Where did you say this tunnel led to
你剛才說 這條隧道通向哪里來著
More prison cells
更多的牢房
Probably cells for more
可能是用來關押...
You've got to be fucking kidding me
你他媽一定是在逗我