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The assholes wouldn't leave
那些混蛋不肯離開
I had to call the goddamn Sheriff
我他媽不得不給警長打電話
to cart them and their scrawny fucktard kids away
才把他們 還有他們骨瘦如柴的孩子趕走
Ah crap Goddammit
我操 真他媽的
Fuck
操他媽的
I don't know a dead possum
我不知道 可能是一只死負鼠
What a shit hole
真他媽是個爛地方
Listen I gotta go Another day another eviction
聽著 我得掛了 又是一天 又是一次驅逐
This dump's my home
這個垃圾場是我的家
The only one I ever had
我唯一擁有的家
Some people may not think much of it
有些人可能對此不以為然
But me and my buddy Otto like it here just fine
但是 我和我的老伙計奧托很喜歡這里
And the good book says "A man's home is his castle
圣經(jīng)里說 "一個人的家就是他的城堡
and whosoever trespasses
凡非法侵入之人
shall be struck down with fire and lightning "
必被烈火與閃電擊中"
And since I ain't got no lightning
既然我沒有閃電
I tend just to keep it real simple like
我傾向于保持簡單純粹的方式
I'm about to blow your head off fat boy
我要轟爛你的豬頭 死胖子
Mr Dvorchack I presume
我想 你是德沃夏克先生吧
City Inspector
城市巡視員
I've been inhabiting here more than 20 odd years now
我在這里已經(jīng)住了二十多年了
And some new high falutin' sanitation
你這些新頒布的虛張聲勢的衛(wèi)生法規(guī)
law don't mean shit to me Mr City Inspector
對我來說屁都不是 城市巡視員先生
Oh but I'm afraid it does mean something
但是 恐怕對于隔壁正在建設托管公寓的
to the owners of the condominiums they're building next door
業(yè)主們來說 這些法規(guī)確實有點意義
So you see everything in this dump has got to go
所以 這個垃圾場里的所有東西都得搬走
including you Mr Dvorchack
包括你 德沃夏克先生
If you'll just sign these papers Otto
-你還是趕緊簽了這些文件... -奧托
Otto C'mere boy
奧托 過來 小家伙
Oh dang critter
討厭的小東西
Always scrounging for food
總是到處找吃的
Yeah I tell you what
不如這樣吧...
how about we crack a couple of cold beers
咱們一邊喝點冰啤酒
while I spin ya a little yarn
我一邊給你講點故事
And you still want Otto and me gone when I'm done
如果故事講完了 你還想讓我和奧托消失
well I'll sign whatever you want and we clear on out
行 你想讓我簽什么我就簽什么 然后我們離開
Dang lighter I'm a busy man Mr Dvorchack
-該死的打火機 -我很忙 德沃夏克先生
I don't have time for drunken ramblings and crazy stories
我沒時間聽你的酒后胡言亂語和瘋狂故事
If we could just move this
如果我們可以盡快把這事...
One night couple years back Fuck me
-有一天晚上 幾年前吧... -我操
me and my friend Pearly we
我和我的朋友泡利 我們...
Me and my friend Pearly
我和我的朋友泡利
were having a drink and conversatin' like
我們在喝酒聊天
Oh boy I tell ya
老天 我跟你說
Hell you oughta get up off yer duff and see the world
該死 你這個笨家伙應該出去看看這個世界
Oh what for
有什么意義
Everything I need ends up here eventually
我需要的一切最終都能在這里找到
Oh yeah What about women
是嗎 那女人呢
I don't see no women round here
我在這里可沒看到任何女人
Pearly she's right there
泡利 她就在這
Oh sorry No offense Betty
抱歉 我不是針對你 貝蒂
But I am telling you boy
但是我跟你說 哥們
Down in Laredo they got these river trash whores Oh boy
在拉雷多[得克薩斯州南部城市] 河邊有一些下等妓女 老天
They can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
她們可以從拖車上把鉻吸走
Hey you hear that
你聽到那個聲音了嗎
It's just rats Tell me about the whores
就是些老鼠 跟我說說那些妓女
Hold your horses a minute My back teeth are floating
別著急 我快尿出來了
Come on out ya little monster
快點尿出來吧
Yeah boy
真爽
What
什么
What in the hell
到底是怎么回事
Don't shoot the rats
別射那些老鼠
It's good company
它們可是好伙伴
What in tarnation
是什么討厭的東西啊
We gotta get the hell outta Dodge
我們得離開這個鬼地方
There's something out there What the hell is it
-外面有什么東西嗎 -到底是什么鬼
It's coming
它過來了
What is it
到底是什么東西
Damned if I know It's eyes everywhere
我他媽怎么知道 到處都是眼睛
All manner of crap stickin' out of it
各種各樣的垃圾從里面飛出來
It's all shiny and wet
全都又濕又亮
My balls
我的蛋蛋
Help me
快幫幫我
I don't wanna go
我不想被拖走
Let go Pearly
放手 泡利
I can't shoot
你這樣我沒辦法開槍
Pearly
泡利
Give my friend back motherfucker
把我朋友還給我 狗東西
I'ma get you you son of a bitch
我來捉你來了 你這狗東西
Die
去死吧
What in the shit
里面纏了個啥玩意
Now fuck me ragged
我他媽真是見鬼了
A puppy
居然是一只小狗
And that's when a big old light bulb?went off in my head
就在那時 我腦子里突然冒出一個很大的想法
This here monster wasn't
這里的這個怪物
just created by all the heat and garbage
不全是由高溫和垃圾造成的
It lived off it
它以此為生
And whatever it ate became a part of it
它吃的任何東西 都會變成它的一部分
They're gonna love this one back at the office
辦公室的人會喜歡這個故事的
Sorry
抱歉
So you were saying about Curly
所以 你說的是柯利嗎
His name was Pearly
他叫泡利
Right
對哦
And it's an absolutely riveting tale Mr Dvorchack
這個故事真的很引人入勝 德沃夏克先生
but I can actually feel myself getting septic shock sitting here
但坐在這里 我真的能感覺到自己要休克了
So if you'll just make a big X on those papers
所以 如果你能在這些紙上畫個大叉
I can finally get out of this shit hole
我就可以終于離開這個鬼地方了
Otto There you are boy
奧托 你在這啊 小家伙
What
什么
No
不
No
不
Mr Dvorchack
德沃夏克先生
Yep The way I see it
沒錯 在我看來...
you hang around a dump long enough and the world comes to you
只要你在垃圾場呆得夠久 你想要什么就有什么
Ain't that right Otto
對不對 奧托
Here boy
過來 小家伙
Attaboy
干得漂亮
Yes sir the dump's my home
是的 先生 垃圾場就是我的家
It's damn home I ever had
我他媽唯一擁有的家