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I see ya ya twitty wee shite
看到你們了 該死的老鼠
Bloody hell
見鬼
Take that ya nasty bastard
吃我槍子兒 混蛋
What the fuck is that
這是什么鬼
Aye it's Mason
我是梅森
Do you know a good pest control company
你知道哪家滅鼠公司好嗎
Yeah Mm hmm Yeah Oh Right
嗯 好吧
Well no need to worry Mr Mason
無須擔心 梅森先生
Traptech can solve your little rat problem
智捕能解決你的小鼠患
Little
小嗎
It's an armed rat fucking rebellion is what it is
這他媽是老鼠的武裝叛亂
Well no
不
We're seeing quite a lot of this lately Mr Mason
我們最近遇到很多這種情況 梅森先生
Evolution you see
這是進化
Humanity is warping the environment
人類正在扭曲環境
forcing the animal kingdom to adapt et cetera et cetera
迫使動物王國去適應 之類的
A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about
它們在一定程度上會用工具 也不用擔心
Less Darwinian theory more rodent killing hardware
少說點達爾文理論 多來點殺鼠裝備
Allow me to introduce the TT6
讓我來為您介紹TT6
TT6 一勞永逸
A fixed position guided pulse laser
帶有傳感器的定位導引脈沖激光器
with sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer
可在一公里外將一只潮蟲干掉
The very latest in Traptech nology
智捕科技最先進的技術
With just four of these killing machines in each barn
只需給每個谷倉配上四臺這種殺戮機器
and you really can "Fire and Forget "
你就可以"一勞永逸"
一勞永逸
How much
多少錢
Do I really need all this shite
我真的需要這些玩意嗎
Is this not a bit fucking overkill
是不是有點過分了
Well you can't be too careful
在滅鼠問題上
when it comes to pest control Mr Mason
小心點總沒錯 梅森先生
And Barn One systems are online
一號谷倉系統已上線
Oh We've got a kill already
已經殺死一只了
How about that Look at that
怎么樣 瞧瞧
Ah yes
對
We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the kill zone
我們建議您讓其他動物遠離捕殺區
Her name was Susan
她叫蘇珊
And I'll be expecting a discount for that
我希望能為此打個折
蘇珊
Fire and forget
一勞永逸
What the fuck
什么鬼
You clever little bastard
你個聰明的小混蛋
Hmm I was worried this might happen
我之前就擔心會發生這種事
Well Mr Mason there's only one thing for it
梅森先生 只有一種解決辦法
We're gonna have to go mobile
我們得用移動的方式
The all new TT15 with gas cooled auto cannon
全新TT15 配備氣冷式自動加農炮
歡迎來到老鼠末日
armored chassis and the same targeting tech
裝甲底盤 與海軍無人機
that navy drones carry
相同的瞄準技術
Now that is what I call tool use
這才能算得上使用工具
歡迎來到老鼠末日
How much
多少錢
Right well we've recovered four of the TT 6s
好了 我們已經取回了四臺TT6
but it says here you had five
但這上面說你有五臺
Ah well fucking rats trashed them
對 該死的老鼠把它毀了
I'm afraid I'll still have to report them missing
恐怕我還是要上報丟失
Good luck with that TT15
祝您使用TT15好運
Bloody hell
老天爺
Fuck
我靠
thank you
謝謝
Carry on
繼續
Good boy
干得好
Bloody hell
天吶
Welcome to the ratpocalypse
歡迎來到老鼠末日
Ah fucking
該死的
Fuck
操
Christ
天吶
Like World War fucking IV
就他媽像第四次世界大戰
Take that you nasty bastard
嘗嘗這個 混蛋
I salute your courage sir
向您的勇氣致敬 先生
Bloody hell
我的天
That's good
不錯啊
So good
特別棒
Customer service please
請轉接客服
Hello this is Mason
你好 我是梅森
Aye that's right That one Yeah
沒錯 就是那個
I just need to cancel a check
我想取消支票